brooklynncalifornia:

how to get gays’ attention

brooklynncalifornia:

how to get gays’ attention

it sounds so fucking arrogant when you call yourself pretty like that lmao
Anonymous

unwinona:

kateordie:

divinedorothy:

But I am pretty look at me im so pretty it’s not arrogance when it’s literally just a fact im so pretty

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SO PRETTY!!!!! ME!!! IM PRETTY!!! IM A PRETTY PRETTY GIRL!!!! 

I like this.

If a man tells you you’re pretty, it’s supposed to be this amazing gift you cherish forever.

If you tell a man you’re pretty, you’re a horrible, shallow, awful person and it isn’t true.

riddlersgammon:

that time of year is approaching

scary lawn decorations

terrifying tv programs

people in costumes going door to door

election season

pinklikeme:

starscreamsswayinghips:

shamelesslyunladylike:

himitsubasa:

copperkiwi:

ninjaeyecandy:

4gifs:

Bully messes with karate champ. [video]

The source video is very, very worth watching. A few things to point out:
The young woman in the dark coat is continually trying to escape from the man. She has spoken to him, she’s pulled away, she’s even tried to walk away before he dragged her back. She hit him as a last resort but it didn’t do anything, he just got more aggressive.
The girl in the white jacket was walking by, recognized that a bad situation was happening, stopped, and intervened. At 0:28 she calls the man out, and continues to call him out until he breaks off attacking the young woman in the dark coat and turns his aggression on her. At which point she defends herself—and then she escorts the young woman in the dark coat safely away.
This is a hero.

Bringing this back.

GIRL POWER

The woman in the white jacket is Olga Ivanova, taekwondo world champion. That kick must have hurt like hell.

Tae Kwon Do Champion. You fucked up, bro.

She kicked with SURGICAL precision, check that out.

pinklikeme:

starscreamsswayinghips:

shamelesslyunladylike:

himitsubasa:

copperkiwi:

ninjaeyecandy:

4gifs:

Bully messes with karate champ. [video]

The source video is very, very worth watching. A few things to point out:

The young woman in the dark coat is continually trying to escape from the man. She has spoken to him, she’s pulled away, she’s even tried to walk away before he dragged her back. She hit him as a last resort but it didn’t do anything, he just got more aggressive.

The girl in the white jacket was walking by, recognized that a bad situation was happening, stopped, and intervened. At 0:28 she calls the man out, and continues to call him out until he breaks off attacking the young woman in the dark coat and turns his aggression on her. At which point she defends herself—and then she escorts the young woman in the dark coat safely away.

This is a hero.

Bringing this back.

GIRL POWER

The woman in the white jacket is Olga Ivanova, taekwondo world champion. That kick must have hurt like hell.

Tae Kwon Do Champion. You fucked up, bro.

She kicked with SURGICAL precision, check that out.

I’m confident in who I am. 

Mamrie’s reaction to Grace making great puns is my favourite thing. X/X/X

Sarah Casauria - All About That Mace
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hartosexuals-mdk:

chelseawelseyknight:

sarzc16:

So I had a spurt of inspiration whilst singing in the shower earlier, and decided to write some lyrics to All About That Bass, but the Holy Trinity version. Hope you guys like it!
(Collage edit credit goes to colllages.tumblr.com)

ALL ABOUT THAT MACE (A song about Holy Trinity ships)

Because you know I’m all about that Mace, ‘bout that Mace, I ship it
I’m all about that Mace, ‘bout that Mace, I ship it
I’m all about that Mace, ‘bout that Mace, I ship it
I’m all about that Mace, ‘bout that Mace

Yeah it’s pretty clear, my OTP’s are few
But I can ship it, ship it, like I’m supposed to do

'Cause they got that boom boom that all the fans chase
And all the right love in all the right places

I see them fanfictions, workin’ that plot twist shock
We know that stuff ain’t real, but please never stop

If your fics are fluffy, fluffy, let’s raise ‘em up 
'Cause every word from you is perfect from the bottom to the top

And Trinititties tell you Izanami makes you cry
Some say fans like a little more Hartsquared to read at night

There are so many gifs of my ships but I must stay strong
If you think shipping is bad you can go ‘head and move along

Because you know I’m all about that Mace, ‘bout that Mace, I ship it
I’m all about that Mace, ‘bout that Mace, I ship it
I’m all about that Mace, ‘bout that Mace, I ship it
I’m all about that Mace, ‘bout that Mace

We’re bringing Hartbig back
Go ‘head and tell them Grester shippers that
No, I’m just playin’, I don’t want combat
'Cause I'm here to tell you every OTP is perfect from the bottom to the top

And Trinititties tell you Izanami makes you cry
Some say fans like a little more Swarto to read at night

There are so many gifs of my ships but I must stay strong
If you think shipping is bad you can go ‘head and move along

Because you know I’m all about that Mace, ‘bout that Mace, I ship it
I’m all about that Mace, ‘bout that Mace, I ship it
I’m all about that Mace, ‘bout that Mace, I ship it
I’m all about that Mace, ‘bout that Mace (x3)

PLAY THIS AT MY FUNERAL.

THIS IS BRILLIANT

hannahhxrto:

This is literally my favorite MDK

(x)

whimmy-bam:

The only Dad joke that matters.

justintimberlakedoingthings:

djddy:

????

Justin Timberlake makes an unlikely friend